The best of Twitter after Tottenham fail to read giant-killing FA Cup script

We may not have got the giant-killing we all craved but there was still plenty of entertainment on offer during Tottenham's trip to eighth tier Marine.
The Merseysiders put up a brave fight, yet in the end their Premier League opposition's quality proved far too much to handle. However, before Spurs' shattered their dreams, Marine actually came closest to scoring.
The hosts defended superbly in the opening 20 minutes and were rewarded when the ball broke to Neil Kengni on the halfway line. With no one in support, the trainee plumber drove forward and fired off a 30 yard shot that rattled the crossbar after an epic Joe Hart misjudgement.
20' - CROSSBAR!!!! Kengni drives forward and hits the bar, and Marine win a corner out of it! 0-0. #COYM
— Marine Football Club (@MarineAFC) January 10, 2021
Joe Hart if trainee plumber Neil Kengni's shot found the back of the net just now... pic.twitter.com/vY5J7xyDgz
— tmnrrs (@tmnrrs) January 10, 2021
That kengni shot alone earned him a trial at a league 2 club
— Rosa Parks (@MobbyMentality) January 10, 2021
Kengni! What an effort lad!
— The Anfield Wrap (@TheAnfieldWrap) January 10, 2021
Watch College apprentice plumber Neil Kengni make Emirates FA Cup history on Sunday as striker for the second club from the 8th tier to reach the 3rd round against… Tottenham Hotspur!! Switch on to BBC One from 5pm for kick off. #FACup @MarineAFC @NorthernPremLge pic.twitter.com/Ch3CEX9YfT
— Trafford College (@TraffordCollege) January 8, 2021
This close shave was the wake up call that Spurs needed, as minutes later they sparked into life.
Harry Kane's understudy Carlos Vinicius opened the scoring, showing quick feet to control Dele Alli's incisive pass and then take it round the goalkeeper, before leathering home from a yard out.
The Brazilian had the audacity to celebrate the strike, scored against EIGHTH tier opponents...
Mbappe vs Argentina in World cup
— Rock head (@RockheadFury) January 10, 2021
Trent vs Leicester in the Prem
Martinelli vs Chelsea in the Prem
Vinicius vs 8th tier part timers pic.twitter.com/eTLQZHKis5
We’re not collecting xG for the FA Cup third round...
— The xG Philosophy (@xGPhilosophy) January 10, 2021
But Vinicius’ is probably quite high. pic.twitter.com/ANs5AafAO1
No one.
— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) January 10, 2021
No one ever.
Carlos Vinícius whipping out the Mbappé celebration after a bad touch and scoring a tap-in from 1 inch against 8th tier Marine. pic.twitter.com/xKXoSWu9hJ
He then grabbed a second goal, incredibly from even closer range. No celebration this time though...
His compatriot, Lucas Moura, then compounded Marine's misery by netting an excellent free kick, while Vinicius completed his hat-trick soon after.
His first two goals were laughably straightforward but this one was beautiful, the frontman cushioning a lob delicately over 12-year-old looking Bayleigh Passant in the Marine goal.
I know Vinicius watches every single replay of his goals in FIFA
— Aaron West (@oeste) January 10, 2021
Carlos Vinícius going to children's parties and revealing how the entertainer does his card tricks.
— Carl Anka (@Ankaman616) January 10, 2021
He has no time for any magic whatsoever.
What's the least total distance of shots to comprise a hat-trick? Asking for a grumpy Brazilian forward.
— Jonathan Wilson (@jonawils) January 10, 2021
A special free kick from Lucas Moura ??#EmiratesFACup @SpursOfficial pic.twitter.com/Au5Di2apJQ
— Emirates FA Cup (@EmiratesFACup) January 10, 2021
Hat-trick hero, Vinícius ?#EmiratesFACup @SpursOfficial pic.twitter.com/XEDgn5tfjR
— Emirates FA Cup (@EmiratesFACup) January 10, 2021
Don’t think I’ve ever seen Lucas Moura take a shot that didn’t gwibble along the ground, no idea he could take a free kick
— Fisted Away (@fistedaway) January 10, 2021
We have scored from a free kick , and Lucas Moura has scored it. ..The magic of the FA cup
— Abbi Grace Summers (@abbi_summers) January 10, 2021
The goals were not the only talking points as the first half drew to a close.
A pitch side cut out of Jurgen Klopp, as well as Dele's hilarious fall in front of the Spurs' bench were also attracting traction on social media.
The #thfc bench laughing at Dele Alli after a trip... ??? | @BBCMOTD pic.twitter.com/Q9ZxdNYtYt
— Daily Hotspur (@Daily_Hotspur) January 10, 2021
Sums up his season
— I Am Chameleon (@chameleoncd) January 10, 2021
?? actually thought that was klopp for a second #MARTOT
— Conor-Paul Bailey (@ConorDePaul) January 10, 2021
BREAKING: Jurgen Klopp spotted watching @SpursOfficial's third round tie ?#EmiratesFACup pic.twitter.com/v5kSp2OjAq
— Emirates FA Cup (@EmiratesFACup) January 10, 2021
After the break, the game simmered down, although Spurs substitute Alfie Devine did end up making history.
Prior to coming on at half time, the 16-year-old was best known for his two footed lunge on Danny Drinkwater during an Under-23s game last month. Now, he will also be remembered as Spurs' youngest ever scorer after sneaking his shot in at the near post on the hour mark.
Alfie Devine fires his name into the Spurs history books! ⭐️#THFC ⚪️ #COYS pic.twitter.com/0YbtCA3RSI
— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) January 10, 2021
A Devine intervention. The youngest @SpursOfficial’s player ever scores at 16 years and 163 days. Well played Alfie. ????
— Gary Lineker ? (@GaryLineker) January 10, 2021
Alfie Devine was born two months after the "I think I'm a special one" press conference.
— Jack Pitt-Brooke (@JackPittBrooke) January 10, 2021
Drinkwater seeing Alfie Devine playing in the first team pic.twitter.com/IF7QqvGaae
— Luke ☢ (@lUKE_c0ys) January 10, 2021
You're telling me 16-year-old Alfie Devine has two-footed Danny Drinkwater in an U23s match and then scored a goal on his Spurs debut in the FA Cup, all within a month?
— James Cox (@JamesCoxSJ) January 10, 2021
The stuff of dreams ?
Since 30 year old Danny Drinkwater squared up to 16 year old Alfie Devine:
— Matt? (@Liefvl) January 10, 2021
First Team Appearances: Devine (1) Drinkwater (0)
First Team Goals: Devine (1) Drinkwater (0) pic.twitter.com/jeEY0nfu46
And that, ladies and gentleman, was all she wrote.
It was a brave effort from Marine, one their fans will have hopefully enjoyed, despite being heartbreakingly barred from entry.
Their FA Cup journey has been inspirational and as if Twitter is to be believed, they have picked up more than a few fans along the way.
FULL TIME: Marine 0-5 Spurs. ATTENDANCE: 30,697 (virtual tickets). Absolutely fantastic support. Thank you, football world and @SpursOfficial. We will never forget it. #COYM
— Marine Football Club (@MarineAFC) January 10, 2021
What an @EmiratesFACup run. It's been quite a ride, thanks to all for joining us along the way. It's been amazing. #COYM
— Marine Football Club (@MarineAFC) January 10, 2021
A better club than Manchester United! Great opponents & all the best for the future?? pic.twitter.com/dzHo0fXkCR
— Hotspur Central (@HotspurCentraI) January 10, 2021